I made it through the screener and got through as a caller on the Rush Limbaugh program one time, a couple of decades ago.  The point that I wished to make that day is one that is completely lost on mouthy liberals.  Though Rush has the reputation of being the mouthpiece of conservatives, and has lots of “ditto-head” followers, a true conservative is not a follower.  The point about conservatives which often proves to be the liberal’s undoing is this:

To be a conservative, by definition, means that most likely one does not decide things rashly, does not speak things prematurely and without reflection, does not feel the need above all else, to be heard and “understood”, is not ruled by his or her emotions, and doesn’t feel the need to convert anyone else over to his point of view.  A true conservative doesn’t need to recruit a crowd of paid (or invested) “wailers” to stand around him while he makes his rant, attempting to appear intimidating.  He walks softly, carries a big stick and isn’t afraid to stand alone.  He doesn’t need to use a lot of words because though he doesn’t bluster, threaten, or posture, he will get his point across when after great longsuffering, eventually he simply and without fanfare, takes care of business!  It’s not a matter of stealth.  Just efficiency.

It is these very qualities that have made many conservatives successful in their various fields of endeavor.  They don’t look to someone else to get things done, and they don’t make empty promises and threats.  In general they live their ethics, and don’t mince words.  They say what they mean, they mean what they say, and you better listen closely because they’re probably not going to waste their breath repeating themselves nor use a bullhorn when they say it the first time around.

I have always known this about us conservatives.  We might seem slow to act but the fact is, we don’t have to get in a hurry because we don’t do things halfway when we get to them.  We focus all our energies to “gittin’ ‘er done” and done right and we quit only when the job is complete!

We’ve put up with a lot in this nation, we conservatives, true statesmen, and patriots.  We’ve let the militant sodomites and the muslims and other haters of all that is America, keep on pushing and keep on pushing.  Like the little yapping Chihuahuas that they are, so intent upon creating a scene and raising a ruckus, that they mistake our calm as complacency or fear, and our self-restraint as submission.  Granted there are some self-labeled conservatives who attempt to operate by the liberal’s rulebook.  It’s not them that the libs need be concerned with.

Thing is, the true conservative doesn’t see the need for much talk.  The conservative knows that if you choose to pay twice as much for an electric car, the electricity of which has most likely been generated by a power plant that burns coal, then you’re just plain stupid, but there’s no law against it, though the good Lord Himself only knows why you’d choose it.

The conservative knows that while you are pouring paint on someone wearing fur, you probably have on shoes that are made with the hide of a cow, but bless your heart, you don’t see the irony!

Yep, the conservative puts up with a lot of outright nonsense and is more than happy to live and let live and keep giving you more slack because he knows eventually your own ignorance will result in your eventually hanging yourself, thereby saving him the trouble. (Yes, lets all be gay, the world will be a better place.  No annoying babies to distract us from our pursuit of our own happiness!  Population control, YEAH, BABY!)

Conservatives of the “redneck variety” such as Phil Robertson, are the ones that the “how-dare -you-infringe-upon-my- right-to-sin” crowd loathe and dread most of all.  And for good reason!  An educated, successful, well-spoken redneck is a dangerous thing because he is everything the liberal hates, envies, and disdains, AND has common sense and self-restraint to boot!!!!

Conservatives will sit back, content to watch your self-destruction if that’s what you want to do with your time and energy.  (They might even pull up a chair.) They’ll even cheer you on and sell you ad-space to promote your message: “Get on board, you, too can end your genetic line!  All it requires is that you eschew the “traditional” arrangement designed by God for procreation, and turn your appetites upon your own sex. ”

Because conservatives don’t feel the need to make the entire world aware of their existence, there is also a misconception about our numbers.  We already know that statements such as “most American’s now embrace gay marriage” is merely an expression of wishful thinking.  But you know what?  I think they actually believe it.  That’s what happens when you play along with someone in their delusion. It congeals and becomes all the more real for them.

There is little room to doubt that mouthy liberals have bought their own hype and concluded, based only on their observations of (whom else?) themselves, that if they aren’t hearing us we must not exist.  Boy are they in for a rude awakening!

You see, a conservative has something that a liberal doesn’t know a conservative has, (at least, until it is too late) and that something is a little thing we conservative and/or redneck types like to call, “our limit“.

How will you know when we get there?

You’ll know!