It’s not that it’s been a slow week in the news, but almost like a surge in the “unimaginable” that has thrown me offline this week.  The biggest topics across the board, have actually been covered in the TV news this week.  (Could they possibly be starting to “get it”?…..Nah, Fox is even staging fake shout-downs at this point, trying to keep up the pretense they are still a contender).

I don’t generally address the stuff that is already on every page and every screen, unless I have something unique to say about it.

Two American’s beheaded, President speaking like a man in the throes of dissociative identity disorder.  I think the borg may have experienced a glitch in his programming or something.  Now his handlers and his panderers, and his lackeys and his “yes-men” all are jumping ship to see who can come out against him faster. (Yeah, Barry, what the h∉↵⌈ is your problem?)  Even crazy Uncle Joe was up there channeling “the Duke” talking about comforting those left behind, and chasing ISIS to the gates of hell, so giddy over getting to say the “H”-word on a hot mic, that he repeated it twice more for the fun of it.

When a man as clueless as Biden recognizes he must distinguish himself apart from the coward-in-chief with brimstone-impassioned speeches, well, that either means Obama is persona non-grata or, maybe he and the “handlers” are just so busy that Uncle Joe accidently slipped his minders and saw his chance to bask in the glorious spotlight a minute.  He’s like a toddler with Tourette Syndrome.  (No offense to actual toddlers with actual Tourette Syndrome intended).  He even used the word “barbarians”.  I have to wonder how long that one’s been building up inside.  Must be a great deal subdued today, getting it out of his system and all.

I think that might have been my favorite part of all my news consumption for this entire week.  Only thing that might have made it any better would be if he started jumping up and down, yelling “kill”,

“kill”

“kill”

and talking about mother-rapers and father-rapers he met over on the Group-Dubya bench. (Alice’s Restaurant-Arlo Guthrie)   I think he might have been gunning for a Chapter 5-13, (not to be confused with a section-8, which is now defunct, even though it probably applies as well) and not that he isn’t fully deserving, but I don’t think that one is applicable to the VP, his not being in the military and all.  The Commander-in-Chief, on the other hand……..

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(You’ll have to “click to watch on YouTube” as this is one of those “restricted playbacks”)

Pertinent portion is at about 7:25 minutes in….for those  born after the sixties. And no, it’s not a “Christian” ballad, but it’s worth a laugh and in these sober times, we’ll take all of that we can get!

I think I heard an “Amen”!