I had my reply all prepared when I went maskless at WalMart a while back. I decided if anyone gave me any grief, I would simply tell them I identify as wearing a mask.  I was kind of disappointed that nobody said a word, and I cou kn d have sworn some folks looked at my bare face with envy.  It’s all beyond idiocy. –STL

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