Rapist-zapping, Police-notifying anti-Rape Underwear (Randomocity Warning)

I wonder if it includes the ultraviolet dye pack?
Arresting Officer: “Sir, I’m going to need you to step in front of the black light and remove your pants”

Underwire bra: Rapist-zapping, police-alerting underwear developed in India

Underwear that can shock a sexual assailant like a Taser and automatically call police is three Indian students’ answer to sex crimes in the country. They were inspired by the infamous gang rape of a medical student in Delhi last year.

The circuit that can deliver a 3,800 kV zap…(Read the Rest)

Interestingly enough, this is not the first “electric underwear” to be invented!

Smart-E-Pants used to prevent bed sores by sending minor electronic jolts to the gluteus maximus to increase circulation to the area.  Won’t the nurse be jealous of granny’s Buns of Steele?  I think they are missing out on a huge un-tapped market sector!  Why limit themselves to patients with bed sores?  How about busy executives and soccer moms who just don’t have time to go to the gym?

And then there is this version that can actually send a text-message for notifying a caregiver of incontinence.

Okay, maybe I’m getting carried away here, but there is even a version of heated underwear that has something to do with prostate care, but let’s not go there.  Wow, the things you can learn on the internet!

Sorry-It’s a chemo day, feeling a little punchy!

 

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While I’m at it, here are a few more chucklers:

wheels turning but hamster dead

can't afford a doctor

whats wrong with my brain

 

 

 

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